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Denver Nuggets quarter season (movie) review: Part 2

Rudy Fernandez plays the game with a certain flair.

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Rudy Fernandez plays the game with a certain flair.

The Nuggets (12-5) are about to play their 18th game of the season, tonight, and are already 25.7% of the way through the 2011-12 campaign. If things were to end today, George Karl and his team would be the No. 2 seed out West and facing the Memphis Grizzlies in Round One of the playoffs. Let's continue with our movie theme for the guards ...

Star-divide

Have you seen the movie Death Race? I caught it once when I was sitting around my apartment with my buddy Nick one morning. We sat in what only can be described as astonishment at how awful that movie was. We could practically guess the lines within about 90 percent accuracy. The whole thing was just so bad that it eventually became good in a way because we had so much fun making fun of it.

A lot of folks around here like to think that I have terrible taste in film, which I do, but I like to think I just have no taste. I can watch Stick It and appreciate it and I can turn on Old Country for Old Men and enjoy the next couple hours. You put it on my television and I will probably watch it and enjoy it to a certain extent. The two movies that I just can't stand? The Deer Hunter and Raging Bull. The funny part, both movies feature Robert De Niro, who I typically enjoy. Movies are pretty sweet and I enjoy watching them, about as much as I enjoy a Denver Nuggets game ... speaking of the Nuggets ...

The Guards:

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Ty Lawson has the Drive.

Ty Lawson: 16 points / 6.7 assists / 27.9% 3-pt - Drive, 2011
I have yet to see the movie Drive and I feel like I haven't seen all there is to Lawson's game. But from what I've been seeing from Lawson, and the trailers for Drive, I can't wait to see it all come together. A movie about a getaway driver who gets in trouble with the wrong people? I'm in! Lawson finally has the reigns to run his own team, probably like how Driver is finally running on his own, and things are looking good. Lawson has trimmed up a little bit and his lift looks good. One game after spraining his ankle, he was back the next night and completed two dunks against the Miami Heat out on the break. Ty's still nearly impossible to stop when he attacks the rim, has shown an improved (still needs work) mid-range game, and still has his three-point shot. The long-ball hasn't been falling often, he has 10 games where he hasn't made a three but attempted at least one shot, and he needs to find some consistency. Still, the future looks great for Denver's new floor general and I can't wait to see more!

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Andre Miller is as cool as they come.

Andre Miller: 10.1 points / 6.6 assists / 32% 3-pt - Cool Hand Luke, 1967
I'm convinced that Miller would be the person I'd choose to defuse a nuclear bomb if the world was on the line. You just can't rattle Miller. Sure, he loves chewing out officials and couldn't outrun the pre-Weight Watchers Charles Barkley, but 'Dre is a valuable piece to this team. Until Lawson and Danilo Gallinari prove to be ready in crunch-time, Miller can be counted on late in games. The soon to be 36 year-old (March 19th) has shown signs of Father Time creeping in, nine games of 8-points or less, but he also has shown that he has a semi-reliable three-point shot! Miller has hit some big shots for the Nuggets, but how about that three-pointer he made from 31-feet against the Knicks in overtime? Or the countless big shots against the 76ers on Jan. 18th? Like Luke, Miller can be stubborn and perhaps pig-headed, but he's a competitor and that has to help Lawson and push the team.

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Arron Afflalo's season has been, rocky.

Arron Afflalo: 12.1 points / 3.0 rebounds / 37.7% 3-pt - Rocky III
When I thought about Afflalo's season, the word rocky came to mind ... then the movie Rocky III popped into my head as AAA, like Rocky Balboa, seemed to get rich, fall off, and suddenly his underdog story appears to be in jeopardy. I had pretty big expectations for Afflalo heading into the season and it's obvious that he's pressing very hard when he plays, but it's just been a tough start for the lovable character. The best part, Balboa redeemed himself in a major way by dismantling Clubber Lang in a re-match. Afflalo is now dealing with a groin strain and needs to not rush back and come back healthy. The good news ... in his last six games, Afflalo went 13-23 from deep (56.5%) and is likely shaking off the early season rust.

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Fernandez likes to shoot 'em up.

Rudy Fernandez: 8.3 points / 3.4 assists / 32.1% 3-pt
In the Spaniard's first few games with the Nuggets, I understood the frustrations of the Portland Trail Blazers fan base. When a simple pass was needed, Fernandez tried to throw it one-handed off a dribble ... turnover. When an easy shot was available, Fernandez would find a way to take a difficult fade-away. Rudy plays the game with a certain flair that can get him into trouble or can result in an awesome Kenneth Faried alley-oop. Like the movie Smokin' Aces, Rudy plays at his best in a shootout and can really get up and down the floor. When chaos ensues, Rudy seems most at ease. It appeared that Rudy calmed down a bit and has been settling in pretty nicely for the Nuggets. He's a pretty good defender, even though he's skinny-skinny, and is the perfect fit for George Karl's uptempo style. The strained Achilles is very worrisome and I hated seeing Rudy on the floor against the Wizards ... he definitely needs to rest until he's totally okay to come back. I think we'll have to live with the hot-and-cold nights from the flamboyant guard.



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I've never seen cool-hand Luke

Pretty sad about this.

DUDE! I liked it. Pretty good film.
You can be redeemed...

Please just watch it.

Cool Hand Luke is a Top-ten must see!

Right up there with One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest and The Graduate. And Zoolander.

I would rec that list but you put a Ben Stiller movie in there so

UTTER FAILURE

It's my secret indulgence...

Got a soft spot for Stiller movies. Something about Mary, Meet the Parents…. Gold.

Tropic Thunder
Zoolander is, hands down,

THE WORST FILM EVER MADE

It’s SO bad, Mystery Science Theater 3000 decided not to use it with the quote, “We tried, but our guys just couldn’t watch it after the gasoline fight. This movie actually crippled Tom so much that we had to cancel the show… 2 years early.”

Couldn't disagree more.

Zoolander is the most genious piece of cheese-ball comedy ever made.

I will say though, I have never met anyone neautral on Zoolander. People either think it’s historically good or – like you – historically bad.

I went into it thinking it was going to be just terrible

but I think it’s hilarious. And totally skewers the modeling industry.

Blue Steel might be the funniest thing Stiller’s ever done

The gasoline fight is the creme de la creme of comedy!

Mystery Science Theater is lame too… so there!

Zoolander rules! I am going to send my daughter to the school for kids who never learned to read good.

I love MST

but I think they got it wrong about Zoolander.

The gasoline fight was great

but my favorite scene was in the mining town bar when his commercial came on. "It’s a merMAN, dad…:

Chalk me up for neutral
I liked Cockoos Nest

Was ambivalent on the Graduate. I need to see Zoolander, though. It’s been on my list for a while now.

Fun Fact

An hour before every game, Andre Miller eats fifty boiled eggs. No problem.

For real?

Cool Hand Luke did it!

I would not want to be in a locker room with that guy

The skudz!

If you are serious and he does do that, it is pretty crazy dumb. We all know Andre is one of the least interested athletes when it comes to nutrition, but eating a bunch of anything right before a game is dumb.

But if you are going to eat, go for complex carbohydrates for staying power and endurance and easy-to-digest sugars for immediate energy.

I am so hungry right now.

Proteins best come after the workout

To help the muscles recover, etc.

haha it's a Cool Hand Luke reference!
See

Had I seen that movie, I would have got the joke and had a laugh.

Instead we are stuck with my silly off-topic rant for all of perpetuity.

Sorry.

or you could just delete the post and replace it with something funnier.
What we have here, is a failure to comunicate...
You should totally teach me how to delete my posts

There is a reference to a certain president I would like to wipe from the record forever.

You guys know we can't delete our own comments

LOL. Email the mods, they can take it out if you ask nicely

I'm never e-mailing a mod

Ever.

Reminds me of

The football movie with Keanu Reeves when the Sumo offensive lineman ate a bunch of boiled eggs before the game and then puked it up during the huddle.

you have got to be kidding us

how can you eat fifty of anything that substantial before playing a basketball game? plus, his cholesterol level would be off the charts and make him a walking heart attack. this isn’t Michael Phelps we are talking about here..

i should read more before I post...sorry

now i have to go see that movie also :)

Congrats to Timofey.... his wife had a baby!
opppaaaaa!!!!!!

… oh wait wrong polar bear

kosta lookin good as usual
Love the Rudy and Smoking Aces comparrison

I think you could incorporate the whole team into Smokin Aces… Your bench is like the 3 crazy brothers which would be Rudy, Big Al and Birdman (as the biggest brother). Dre serves almost like the Swede killer with his slickness and wisdom. Ty and AAA can be Alisha Keys and her girl friend… AAA is the girlfriend Sniper with his range and Ty is Alisha Keys with her sleathiness in getting to Buddy Israel. Nene is like Common, cool and collected (even tho Common kind of works with Buddy Israel until the end when he gets with Keys aka. Lawson). Gallo is Ryan Reynolds just b/c he is bad ass including the end which I won’t ruin for those who haven’t seen the movie. I would say Moz is Vitole but Vitole works for Buddy Israel so We’ll just say Moz is Moz. Can’t quite get all the players in with the cast but basically everyone’s after Buddy Israel or in this case I’d love to say Divid Stern but I think it’s more of a championship/proving you don’t need a Superstar to win. I like your incorporation of movies with the Nuggets… Nicely done!

I like that!

Was hoping people would expand on the movies to players a bit more or toss in their own movies for players. Nicely done yourself!

If the season ended today I'm pretty sure we'd be the #4 seed

Wouldn’t we? Don’t division winners automatically take seeds 1-3?

nope

i learned yesterday Didision winners can’t seed lower than 4, so Denver would be #2

Nate do yourself a favor,

Watch the original Death Race 2000 (1975)

So much more watchable than the remake.

oh and you're probably better off not seeing Drive,

I didn’t care for it.

Are you thinking of Drive or Drive Angry?

I thought “Drive” with Ryan Gosling was terrific.

you would...
What does that even mean?

I wasn’t too keen to see it, but it was getting good reviews so I did. I didn’t care for the woman in it, but I thought it was interesting and surprisingly intense film.

I meant you prolly like Ryan Gosling

Am I right?

Yes, but I don't like every movie he's ever made
Drive kicked ass

If you don’t like that movie, I don’t know what to say…

Josh K. on 104.3 right now.
You can catch replay on their website!
Love the movie name matches, here are some more...

possibilities for Nuggets new and Old

Gallo: Super 8
Marcus Camby: No Country for old Men
Birdman: Memento (have to see it to get it)
Alex English: Amazing Grace
Blair Rasmussen: White Men Can’t Jump (I know, that was too easy)
Fat Lever: Snatch
Earl Boykins: Little Big Man

Good additions, Alaskan4Fat...

Need one for Chauncey Billups before tomorrow night!
And I can’t believe someone has not seen Cool Hand Luke – that’s criminal!

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