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Nuggets at Kings: Second half thread

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Good teams put bad teams away early ... Denver is up at the half 66-43. Danilo Gallinari is playing like a mad man - shooting 7-10 from the field (6-6 free throws) for 21 points. Scary moment ... Ty Lawson suffered a sprained ankle. George Karl is in a great mood as both Julyan Stone and Kenneth Faried have seen first half playing time. Post your second half comments here ... Manimal Time!

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UNO!
There ya go.
To slow
No. I was agreeing that she was first.
I was

rhyming w/ there ya go

and a letter short
you were waiting for it weren't you?
I'm calling this game

It’s OVAH!!!

Nene owns, y'all.
Keep the pedal to the metal guys!!!!!
kings have quit

pretty shameful.

Hope they don't have to fire another coach tomorrow.
Nene might not be dunking tonight

but he is playing strong.

Except for the missed layup right before that move
Gallo > Melo

IMO, the debate is no longer about who is the better value at their respective salaries. Gallo is a better basketball player than Melo even up.

He plays Defense!!!
yup

even on melo’s good nights shooting 50%

All around

I agree

I didn't

want any part of him either

WRONG

Notice how Gallo isnt padding stats?
he is

a very good team player too

how long does it take

to saw off manimals chains—- get the crew started

he played a bit in the second quarter
Chains?

You just point him at the Kings, unlock his cage, and run like hell.

Are you talking about getting rid of his braids?

Cause if you are, we’re gonna have a problem

Maybe we will get 2 sacramento coaches fired in 3 weeks
HAH

sacramento as a place sucks…bring out the cowboys on tricycles while were down 30!… should be handing out the cyanide pills

grown assed men on trikes. the hell?!
Everyone is playing great

What a spanking!!!

nuggets are serving notice to the league.

play real basketball, or you don’t win.

Stupid Ad logos blocking the cheerleaders.
jimmer forgot the new rules.

way to go.

yeah ok fredette...

didn’t get that memo

Miller
Major threat on the boards!

Get him some minutes at PF, George!

Don't get complacent, guys
yeah or we

might only win by 30

Damn you Combat Chuk

I totally want Girl Scout cookies now….

they were sooooo awesome

still picking out coconut from my teeth and still have that minty taste

Well that helped ruin it
Glad I could help!

Dulce De Leche…….

thats not it

brew job

argh my stream lags everytime the nugs have the ball
Good basketball overloads the servers.
Alrighty I'm in for some winnin
Brew me a bucket
loving this movement
If we get a 30 point lead

Let’s rest our starters and let our bench close it out.

noooo!!!

gallo must get 30 first

And if we have that 30 point lead

and Gallo breaks his ankle on a rebound? Hmmm? Hmmm?

My God we are destroying them
Is Ujiri a hypnotist?

How the HELL did we get Brewer AND Fernandez for a 2nd round pick in four years?

He's

like listen to my cool accent and give me all your assets

#acquirealltheyoungplayers
we got killed

look into my eyes

That is Sir Ujiiri too you
Emperor Ujiri, more like.
No it's a reference to something in the pregame talk

Ujiri is in the Perpetual Order of Non-Stiffness

Oh.

And Mother of Griffin……

i don't get it???

He just did the usual Blake Griffin Dunk.

How can you tell without a Kia trying to block him?

Kia’s are like the Knicks, they just stand in park.

Kings going to a Zone D
So much for Corey leading the NBA in 3pt% :(
andre miller's facial hair

is atrocious

You know what would be crazy

is if we were up by 30 without 3 of our starters and one our best bench players. That would be ludicrous though

That's crazy talk
not when on the road man

could never happen

DUDE THATS WHAT's HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!! DID YOU NOT REALIZE THAT??????
I think that's the joke.
I THINK HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC
NO I WAS TOTALLY SERIOUS I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL RECENTLY WHAT A JOKE WAS!

I CAN HAS BE SERIOUS!

That must have been quite a revelation for you!
YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!
CHOOSE ANY CAR

YOU CANNOT BE SERIES

I'm pretty sure that would be impossible.

We don’t have a superstar!

What the hell is wrong with you???
that's preposterous
I'm reccin' for use of preposterous
inconceivable?
I do not think that mean what you think it means
Gotta love Andre.
ok ...galo make it happen
he decided not to shoot anymore
love the nuggets ownership

rewarding the players that play well within the system…not stats.

huge part of keeping guys here.

Basketball 101
Assist -
In basketball, an assist is attributed to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by field goal
Raps up 3, 10 sec left
DON'T LET AC INBOUND IT, TORONTO
any news on Ty?
sprained ankle, not returning
Ankle sprain, won't play again tonight.

Beyond that, we’ll have to wait til they do an MRI to know more.

he’s not comin back tonight

Nothing yet

But some douche bag of a Tweeter fiend posted this, but I would take it with a grain of salt.

ImAFiend4Sports: Heard Ty Lawson might be out for a while. Good, Don’t like Denver at all.
Twitter Troll is trolling
That sounds like a legit source if I've ever heard one.
He heard it from the birdy speaking to him, from within
We're gonna have to make some outside shots
Gallo being quiet in this 2nd half
Can't keep Gallo down for long though
You can't blame Gallo for being a bit less excited right now
He needs some time to recuperate
Gotta count all his money
basketballs are brown.

not blue.

Not in the ABA

they were partly blue.

the first step is to get rid of the blue completely.
Spreading the love
trying to boost confidence of young teammates
he's too good

he wanted to make it fair for everyone else so they wouldn’t feel bad

His first half statline was good enough for an entire game.

He can take a break.

that's second time on Jimmer now!!

Learn!!!

theyre zoning. doesnt matter- still scores in the paint.
Boy lots of bad blood between Clips and Lakers

Ron Artest rears his head.

years of repressed feelings by the clippers

major little brother syndrome

hope they match up in the first round.
Of course

that’s been a historic rivalry since the end of 2011

Considering how long the Clippers have been the "other" LA team,

I could hardly blame them.

2 Ot in Jazz game
Hornets didn't extend Eric Gordon!

He’s a RFA, but the Nuggets better be on that with everything they’ve got this offseason!

Isn't his knee all kinds of busted right now?
I don't think it's THAT bad.

But I suppose that could be a concern.

Can’t be B-Roy bad.

AAA on bench?

Gerald Wallace-Nic Batum type rotation.

They’re 3’s though….

...What? o.O

They play the 3 spot…….

What does that have to do

with the way their minutes are split? o.O I just meant that EJ/AAA would split minutes like GDub/Batum split minutes.

Think he’ll be fine on the bench, after Rooder leaves.

Another guard? Why?
All you do is argue everything I post lol.
OK next time I'll lie and agree with you
You didn't even make an actual argument against me...

You’re just trolling lol.

Correct

asking why we need another guard is trolling.

Well we're losing 1 guard in Dre.

Adding EJ would give us the same amount of guards we have now. I don’t get your point?

And EJ > Dre.

Can he play the 1….

He was a primary ballhandler in LA before he got traded.

Probably not a true point in terms of skills but he’s a leader.

I just don't believe we need a guard right now

over a more solid big man. Think the money can be spent more wisely. Not trolling my fellow stiff

STOP FIGHTING!!!

You’re ruining MISSION:5-0 DAY!

If you believe that is a fight then you have never been to Compton

me neither, but point stands

Straight outta.

I doubt any will be available

that we really want.

And yeah, I understand the trolling thing, it’s just that it took you like 3 comments to make your point (which is a valid one) when it could’ve taken 1.

It was a genuine question
I wouldn't complain about Gordon though
We'll probably lose Fernandez too.

Could we afford Gordon and Afflalo though?

We’re still good, but will EJ be willing to be a bench guy.

That too.

Forgot he’ll be an FA.

Thing is, I’d rather pay money to someone who’s worth it, even if we have to split minutes, then overpay for a big man, for example.

More Manimal?
Nah, George Karl loves trollin' us.
Gallo with another block

Must……. resist……….. joke…….

Stone scores!!!!!!
And Stone with his first NBA POINT!
Two as a matter of fact!
by 30

and diving!

Bird!

Do what you can.

Andre Miller is some kind of Basketball Bullshit Wizard
I don't think that is what BBW stands for.
though if it does, i really need to refine my searches
ahahahaha...BBW here, looking for some fun on the floor!
even dre is visibly enjoying himself.
its like basketball

when youre 14, on a spring day, in a park where rims have nets

this is what a few days off will do for you
Really enjoying

Dre’s second stint

Sooo can I declare MISSION : 5-0

complete?

Congratulations.

That was a fine call.

mission: 5-0

SMITE BABY!!!!!!! WOO HOO
WE WANT MANIMAL!!!!
We're now tearing up the zone
Hey guys

do you think we’ll get tacos tonight

I know it's

early, but I can’t wait for the games w/ OKC

I want a piece of them SO BAD

(once we get healthy)

i dont even mind facing them not healthy.
Seems

like they’ve put this team together to face them

those games will be wars
nice to see them picking apart their zone

So that’s what Jimmeh’s good for.

shooting, lots and lots of scoring
such pretty, pretty basketball
Can we please bench every starter already?
take any of those looks galo

u earned em

we arent deep enough any more

we’re missing 4 guys

LOL Hochman
nuggetsnews Benjamin Hochman
Gallinari is Denver’s leading scorer so far with 93 points

Or does he mean on the season? I hope not because it’s a funny joke otherwise

I think that was a joke.
Bring it Wilt

I think he’d rather take on the 10,000 women record.

uh its a joke

galo has significantly more then 93 on season brohas

Would make more sense if it was a typo
No I think he means for tonight making it hilarious
maybe he just messed up??
nope

he has a moustache, no mistakes— only comedy

andre 15 and 10

should let stone play the whole 4th at point guard

We need to rest our starters right now
Gallo numbers: 23 pts 8-12 shooting 3 rebounds 5 ast. 3 blocked shots. +28
Only 3 rebounds?

What a scrub

Raps up 6, 1:30 left
ok lets get manimal in this is silly.
Awesome. This team is awesome.
WHAT AN AMAZING POSSESSION!!!
Mvb is so clumsy
BIRD WITH ANOTHER GREAT PLAY
Kings need to learn TEAM basketball
Yo George

this is when you play your bencg

MANIMAL UNLEASHED
Think he can top the last dunk? dunk his elbow maybe?
this whole "team basketball" thing is such a cliche...

How’s New York?

yeah it will never work.
AGHHHH

i hoep sacramento knows what a priviledge they are getting to see manimal this much!

They have before....

Nice

love that play, almost better then the dunk

BIRD WITH ANOTHER GREAT PLAY
All right, Kenneth.

Earn yourself some danged minutes.

i was literally lol'ing after Miller's last layup

What a crafty dude…

Faried can JUMP
FIFY
Faried can JUMP FLY
damn near hit his head on the backboard.
Faried almost decapitated himself
AVATAR w the block
Faried might could be in the Slam Dunk Contest
He will be.

Someday.

Is he creative?

His hair bodes well for this
Well he can jump over a car

It’d be impressive if it was a Kia.

Wow, what a rebound.
Man Faried just gobbles up the ball
get EVERYTHING FARIED
oh my god.

faried just knows how to move to the ball.

insane offensive rebound there.

faried is a human vacuum
Beast...such a beast

Mother of Tebow, Faried’s got hops.

Nuggs

are awesome
Faried at the end of the bench so deep

If Lawson is out for a week or two

Miller and Stone can hold their own for a little bit. I’m not that worried, it isn’t like this injury is just before the playoffs. I just hope that it isn’t a lingering injury, but ankle injuries go away if you rest them properly for a few days.

another offensive.

he just hunts the ball.

i love this kid.

Faried wants his rebounds
Why did he get drafted at 22 again?

This kid can friggin leap!!

The Knicks.

shumpert is ballin though
his game

reminds me of JR

Which in turn….

it can answer most questions.
faried for tacos

no doubt about it

Holy moly, Kenneth.
He's on his own frequency
faried offensive rebounds

like most people in an empty gym

I pity the teams we blow out

Our scrubs are going to go HARD every night trying to get more minutes, because they’re good enough to earn them

Sac announcer

“faried reminds you of dennis rodman without the wedding dress”

Faried is sooo good he could dunk whilst wearing the

said wedding dress and in heels!

Probably look like a WNBA player.

That!

I gotta see

So the Pistons Rodman?

Bench is playing hard

great to see

Bird pump faking

rather than being pump faked. I LIKE

wowowowowwoowowowo

i love faried.

Faried has never gone less than 100%
4 nuggets in the paint on that one
Birdman: King of Garbage Time
4 what its worth

Jazz lose

Yeah boi!!

I like how the Raptors snapped their streak too, they will play more lose on Friday

I want Hamilton

I want to see him score his first career points tonight too

haha hochman

You gotta remember, the Kings are without Divac, Webber and Bibby

Hochman on a roll tonight
nuggetsnews Benjamin Hochman
You gotta remember, the Kings are without Divac, Webber and Bibby

David Stern: You’re Welcome.

I hope someone gets video of the block kid jumped into a new universe from the dashed line
I am colossally disappointed

that gallo didn’t end up with at least 30 he deserved it

eat more cookies

you’ll feel better

Too passive in the third
I think he'll be content with his 42 million dollars and 23 for the day
Well at least the Kings have hot dancers.
Nuggets dancers are prettier
Oh, absolutely.

I’m friends with one of them!

My niece knows a couple of them
Would you like an award? Maybe some awesome tacos?
i like them

i know a few personally so i have added interest in this.

Who don't you know? LOL
haha

being a bartender at a restaurant that is co-owned by a parter of john elways allows you to meet a lot of people.

last year:
john fox, rex ryan, tim tebow, kyle orton, brady quinn, dj williams, rockies radio guys, john elway.

thats just off the top of my head. ha.

had a huge party of broncos and nuggets cheerleaders as well.
Mavs are best

my 12 year old son almost went cross eyed watching them, kept going back on DVR to replay

Game 3 NBA Finals intro?

Nene and Gallo

+30

So who's TACOS tonight?
for what we might score

it should be the whole enchilada

not many ball handlers on the court for us
faried took pump fake lessons from bird
Nice Manimal across that dudes face
I am kinda upset

that no J-Ham yet.

Six minutes still
I think he could benefit from

having close to a full quarter to play. Harrington and Brewer could’ve come out earlier imo.

But you’re right.

JGOINHAM for harrington PLEASE
Manimal playing some SF at the moment
Ehh

Stone is a step slow for your average point guard. Must be the height. Tall point guards not that prized in the NBA.

Definitely the height.

The higher bounce definitely slows down the player a bit.

Lead down to 30

let’s panic

OH NO WE'RE DOOMED
OK back to 32

almost lost it there

Cat jinxed it.

crap

TRADE EVERYBODY!!

cousins looks happy
Now brew gets hot?
wow

first 2pt FG not in the paint

Why shoot jumpers when you can get to the rim at will?

Everybody, Ron Artest is back.

que?

Scuffle.

ahhhh

okay thanks I will definitely look it up on youtube tomorrow

Did he decide he's against world peace?
yeah

he put a crab lock on Blake

More like a Walls of Jericho.

Meh, would you guys agree with this..

From a SacTown Royalty poster..

Denver’s just effing around now

I normally wouldn’t support this kind of behavior, but someone needs to pull a C-Webb/John Stockton out there
Huh? They are balling hard

sorry your team sucks so pathetically

Um, what?
he is advocating for a intentional

injury. Like C-Webb, who purposefully injured Stockton a long time ago.. think you can find it on Youtube.

I know that

I’m wondering what he’s upset about

he thinks we are mucking around with the Kings

Thus that grants the intentional injury.

Bump him hard.

All bench players in now

(unless you consider Kouf a real starter)

Don’t worry about it, it’s just frustration. We’ve been there.

if your team gives up early in the 3rd quarter

you have no right to be mad at showboating. (and this isnt even showboating_

what the hell is

the etiquette when your up 40 in 3rd quarter?

play your bench,

but our bench is as good as the Kings starting 5

What does this even mean?
The Clip - Lake game is really a rough affair
I'm so happy I could just

oh yeah the popular phrase

im so happy i could throw a pizza.

throw a pizza haha?

Thats hilarious!!

STONE FOR DA TACOS!!!
JULYAN "MALIK "TACOS" ALLEN" STONE
Why are their starters still out there?
Smart wanted to play them against a unit they could score against.
remember what sheen said

winning

dont ever think jham

we need u to replace someone

Nice rooks galore
STONE TACOS - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taconite

Stone Ground Tacos!
Jordan Hamilton in
I miss De Marre Carroll :(

The Braidy Bunch isn’t complete without him.

Cousins is such a head case
Have y'all noticed that our opposing teams players

end up with their head in their hands when we play them…..just sayin’

Running

teams to exaustion/frustration

LOL! Faried Kosta non oop
I was hoping for a two-player dunk.
what!?!

double alleyoop!!!

Get out of the way KK!
Kosta "Big Money" Koufous

yields for no man

But what about a Manimal!!??
Psh, Kosta Koufous fears no Manimal.

Boom, bitch

Lola both wanted the oop
What the hell was THAT?

Ok, this is getting ridiculous.

Man this is looking ugly.

GARBAGE TIME

no no no no

its recycling time… can’t piss off the whiny hippies

HEY!
oh I'm sorry

would you like some cheese with your whine?

Okay stop it now guys. You look silly
There's a reason they don't play much
well faried aint bad. the others however....
3 straight Hamilton rebounds lol
this is really garbage time wow.

BEST GARBAGE TIME EVAR

the ball wants j-ham to score.

it keeps coming back to him lol

This isn't how you earn minutes, boys
GSW up on Portland by 6 to start the 4th
Man, I hate the guy in those 1800 Tequila commercials.

How can one human being be so smug and yet so whiny at the same time

Taking his talents to South Beach.

(1800 isnt even that good)
He'll cut you man.

I like it better than the Ketel one group of douchiness

As a fan

So thrilling to have two rookies on the bench – faried and stone – with potential. That is so valuable.

OT:

Spielberg is going to make a Moses movie.

And says he wants to make it with Saving Private Ryan type realism.

DO WANT

Chuck Heston not good enough for ya?
I'm just dreaming as Daniel Day Lewis as Moses.
DREAMING OF
Won't be Daniel Day Lewis

It’ll be Sean Penn.

Whelp, Jimmer can shoot
like Melo....lol
Mooove Kouf!

Get out the way….of Faried

Wtf

Charge while bending over?

Jimma getting his
Jham gets his first career NBA points!!
J-ham with his first basket!!!
How did he do it?

Feed was crapping out on me, I shut it off.

All I wanted was to see Hamilton make a basket.

Manimal stopped rebounding.

What gives

He just lost to Jimmer….

Stick to shooting threes, Jimmer.
had a wide open guy too
lol...stopping this game to check on a 3pt shot
Reviewing the 3

because it makes such a big difference

Losing by 28 is okay.

Losing by 29 is just embarassing, man.

Agree

their season depends on this

Who wants to break the bad news to them
Stone with the sub of the game
Nice raps beat the Utah jizz
That is nice

The result, not your slander on Utah’s apt team name.

reviewing a 3 during a blowout

Shouldn’t there be a mercy rule or something on that?

Dear LORD, BREWER!!!

Mother of Tebow…….

Mani...Brewer?

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWE

OH MY GOD BREWER

you could get stabbed on the way out for that. be careful.

lol

that was so funny

90 POINTS IN THE PAINT???

didn’t know that was possible

god. farieds dribble is horrible.
Shhh

he won’t get playing time is GK doesn’t think he’s a point guard!

1st 5 game road sweep!
Confident

!

5-0 now officially COMPLETE!!!
We Win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MISSION 5-0! SUCCESS!!!!!!!!

Hot damn

CHOCO TIME!!!!!!!

And some red wine to boot!
You called it

\o

I'm feeling kinda smug right now...I admit it.
You should

Really enjoyed this game.

Nice to see Denver’s subs hold a lead. Very impressive.

i wish J Goin Ham

had boosted a 3 at the end, to prove he’s JR Smith’s twin

WE’RE GOING STREAKING!!!

Mozzy will be a good daddy
if you no walk by age 2

I will break you

If you no block by age 2

I will break you

In soviet Russia, ball dunks you
In Soviet Russia, child fathers you
In Soviet Russia

MozBaby dunks you

When Mozgov looks at the Leaves

“I must Rake you”

If you no eat Vegtables

I will break you.

i love this team on and off the court.
LOL I FORGOT KOUFOS CAN SPEAK.
You mean being all American and stuff
Did you see the Alt interview?

If you didn’t already know what he sounded like you’d be shocked too.

Not really..

cause like he’s from Ohio

Have you been to Ohio?

They talk really funny there.

I don't think it's all Greek to them though
Dammit, Kosta

you’re supposed to have a ridiculous greek accent

Work on that

But...but...but he's American
That's the joke
IM FEELING A MOTHER FUCKING DYNASTY!!!!!!!
Need to win that first ship though

Ask LeBrick about not one, not two…not seven

pure domination

glad to see the bench actually getting to play tonight!

They had to, all of our starters are hurt
Even better, the bench kept a 30 pt lead against their starters
Now just do it on a consistent basis

and I’ll be a happy boy

Signing Kouf is smart

40 m on Afflalo not so much. But I’m a happy fan

Afflalo will get his soon enough

GALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!

I think this might just help push our point differential up a bit
Yeah

These blowouts really help boost a team’s Hollinger rankings.

Night Stiffs

Go Nuggs

Wow

I have waited since the days of Spencer Haywood to see a team play this deep and this good.

LOVE IT!!!!!!

5-0 roadie. Amazing.
Not really :D
You might not be surprised

But it really is unprecedented.

I'm a smugmonster right now
You should start selling

Smuggies on late night infomercials.

why were there still Kings fans in the stands after the interview??

Not like they were waiting for traffic to clear or something…maybe a concert or something afterwards…lol

it's probably cold out
actually balmy in cal these days

it’s like summer right now. nice but sucks for skiing.

68 and sunny today but chilly breezes
but it's always like that in SD

we have the same up north right now

Untrue

It was raining all weekend and on Monday

maybe waiting to get a refund
they got to see gallo

that must have been the greatest night of their lives

Damn... kost kofous sure does talk fast in his interviews
Marlowe and Hastings

Need a suntan

Over/under on ejections in Clips/Lakers game?
I'm so happy

I’m practically farting sparkles!

pics or it didn't happen
x

sonic rainboom

dont ask me how i kno this

Love and Tolerance, I bet.

I am farting victory
does it smell like nuggets?
Okay I LOL'd IRL
Internal Revenue Liar?
im rollinglaughing?
IRL = In Real Life
Could mean many things really
thats a new one...
But not in the internet meme world
Smells like success
a certain kind of nugget anyways
What about Ty's ankle?

Any news?

He's dead*

(*According to some dude on Twitter)

92 points in the paint...that's pretty good
Helluva way to boost team FG%
yup! I just want to see them do something similar against a decent team
Man

I’m actually glad to see the Nuggets beat a bad team.

Have I mentioned that I still get sick remember that New Orleans game?

I’m freaking out about Toronto. They just beat the Jazz. Playing in SLC is pretty tough.

Toronto is like one of those college teams

that only shoots 3’s. When they’re hitting them, you can lose…and lose big

Man, I'm in a good mood.

Why you gotta bring up the New Orleans game?

Because

I am seriously traumatized by it.

I’m pretty high on this team. But I get flashbacks of that and it kills my buzz.

OKC lost to the Pistons.

SA lost to these Kings at home.

It happens to everybody.

It does

I’m trying to accept that.

Still. I have high standards for a team that I could tell early on was incredible and special.

And yet you did not believe in MISSION:5-0
Not initially

Cos we just lost to the Jazz at home.

Some very frustrating things happened in that game that had me questioning.

But the Nuggets obviously got it worked out. Clearly Karl read what I had to say when I took him to task and talked to the rest of the guys.

Yes, you can thank me.

I was really mad about that game too.

But this roadtrip more than makes up for it.

As far as I’m concerned, the slate’s clean on the terrible losses to awesome wins ratio.

Seek counseling

if one loss that isn’t a playoff game does this to you…

or you know self-medicate

Aren't you over that YET?
No

I need therapy. For sure.

Or maybe just a good cry.

operation 5-0 should have cured that by now....7-3 road record too...wow
sorry MISSION 5-0

please forgive Cat

MISSION: 5-0

Gahhhh get it right dammit :D

i type faster than I read
2-13 from long range?

Jeez, Nuggets.

Way to SUCK

TRADE EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
or just bird...
Bird didn't miss a 3-pointer

Argument invalid

Awful

Trade the whole team!

Gallo had just 2 points in the 2nd half

cut him

Only 2 points in a half the day he signs a big contract?

Terrible signing!

Ujiri blew it.

Oh here we go!!!

All right, Timo, vacation's over.

Get baby Alexsey out on the court, we need another big.

He could probably eat some of bird’s minutes after two weeks.

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2012/01/25/20120125_the_association_full_show.nba/?cid=nba_12_twitter_L

link to the association in case any of you missed it.

i watched... pretty good

timofey has a nice intimidating deep russian accent

Sweet

Thank you.

Airs at 11:30 Mtn tonight
Can I just bring up this fact? #UjiriStealin'

We got Brewer and Fernandez for a 2nd round pick.

#SirUjiriisaBOSS
#MagnificentBastard
#it'spossibletosaythingswithouthashtags
#lookhowwrongyouare
#Iwilldestroyyou
#wronghashtagyoukoufous

#IwillBREAKyou

#Iratherdestroyfromafar

#smartbombsftw

#insovietrussia bombs smart you
#youhavetocatchmefirst
One of these needs to trend
#Iknowwhereyoulive

#Ilie

#AoNapprovesthishashtag

#sTillDOntTWEET

Liked Bird's hustle tonight kudos to the big man that everyone seems to hate now
It is silly

How Bird’s in everyone’s crosshairs.

Some of it is deserved. I’m pretty critical. But he’s still giving Denver decent minutes.

Still, I think K2 is the better back-up center.

It's mainly because he gets minutes over K2 and Manimal.
Ha McRoberts ejected!
Josh McRoberts, you STIFF
Getting chippy in LA
"Getting?"

It’s been chippy.

portland going down in oakland
what happened to them?
Their schedule got harder
Felton

You may have heard of him.

TyRay Felson?
oh how i loathed him.
Tyre

Milson is much more productive

Raymond Felton for Andre Miller, Jordan Hamilton, and a handshake agreement for Kenneth Faried.

How the hell does Ujiri do this?

Is it sorcery?

It's like all the other NBA executive's get that Nigerian prince email and think

well this sounds like a can’t miss deal! Accept!

Okay that's funny .....
Phil is always good for the best zingers
Aww thanks Fly

I forgot to add: Masai can be my Nigerian prince anytime

that sounds vaguely dirty

…vaguely

If by vaguely you mean Gallo-esque
But you know you agree

Magnificent Bastard.

you see him on "The Association"?

he lulls other GM’s to sleep with his speaking style then subliminally tells them to give him whomever he wants for not nearly as much in return. hypnotist!

It's the voice
This didn't work for John Kerry
As a Democrat

I’m offended on behalf of Ujiri

Well it shows Ujiri>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..Kerry

Masai could single handily make Nigeria one of the most economically stable countries in the world if he became prez over there

also a Dem we dodged a bullet on Kerry though with his slimy VP running mate

ball don’t lie

I dunno

VPs can apparently get away with shooting people so maybe Edwards would have been OK

good point

and get away with lying about WMD’s, treason (outing a CIA agent),war profiteering, etc. but I digress!

Martlin lawrence
if gallo doesnt get to the all star game its going to be sad

what a beast of a win gotta love the heart the team showed to night

damn right

why didn’t they give you an all-star vote over vinnie del negro?

excited for the end of LAC-LAL

watch CP3 run the offense and get teammates good shots, while kobe plays hero-ball and the clippers win.

Did I hear that right?

Karl liked a 5-0 road trip. I thought he wanted a 3-2 trip.
Can I trust Evil GK in the playoffs??

Hey

.500 on the road is OK, cos Denver wins a lot at home.

But since their last home stand was 2-2, they had to win a bunch on the road.

maybe George will raise his expectations now

since the team is exceeding his

I laugh every single time I see Nene's official picture.

He’s so darn goofy and loveable.

just like a dog
It was a blowout!

And I didn’t post any pet pictures.

Next time, Stiffs.

And yet looks sooo hot in "The Association"
Watching The Association right now

Can we please get Ujiri an office that doesn’t look like its a converted storage closet?

Nah

It seems to be working. Don’t change anything.

Oh methinks that's not his real office

because in his real office is like a cauldron and some other wizardy stuff

where he puts on his purple robe and pointy hat
Some quick on the photoshop!

He makes good use of the Sorting Hate unlike Jim Tracy

Sorting Hate? WTF

Sorting Hat!!!

and a plethora of evil email templates on his desktop....one for each NBA GM!
I don't know about you, but this is what I saw

You haven't seen his hidden bat cave
Metta World Peace is glowering
This is the best sentence
Ron artest about to get crazy
World Peace on the brink of destruction
It's like the hulk.

Banner’s World Peace, Hulk’s Artest.

I love me some alley oops.

Reminds me of playing NBA Jam with my brother.

NBA tv needs new announcers omg
those are the Laker announcers

and they suck

I can't stand them
This is what Marlowe and Hastings must sound like to other team's fans.

Homeristic and obnoxious.

I disagree. Hastings rips the Nuggets pretty often
They are still huge homers

but gosh darnit, they are OUR homers

he does and you don't hear that from most "homers" only Simpson

who would boo his own son’s playing baseball :)

They are atleast lively.... these guys must work at the senior citizen chess club
I dunno

I think Marlowe and Hastings do a good job of calling it square and fair.

They do both root for the Nuggets, however. But I think that it to be expected.

Doesn't marv albert do the nets or the knicks.. as well as tnt?
Are they Lakes announcers?

Jeepers creepers.

clips can't rebound
Come on Clippers!!!!
I hate everything about the Lakers.

Kobe, their fans, Gasol, Artest, their fans, the coverage they get, and their fans-especially Jack freakin’ Nicholson.

Artest I like
remember when we tried to trade for him?
yeah...thank god we held on to Kleisa
only because he was Josh's buddy

don’t you think we could’ve used the player formerly known as Ron Ron in WCF two years ago?

I really need to find my sarcasm font again

I musta left it in my other computer :p

thought so

you could have said “thank gaawd we held on to Kleiza!” and it would have been confirmed.

I do. I wouldn't have minded him
Eh, that ridiculous chest beating annoyed me.
Yeah that wasn't so great

but our guys do it too

Oh, I know.

But I like our guys.

Mission 5-0...Complete!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A

Is it too early to campaign for Mission 61-5???? lol
I think we have to think this through carefully
I didn't watch the game

a friend of my was in from out of town…Sounds like we win! 5 for 5 on this roadie…NICE!!!

Yeah, they played OK
Idk whats worse... the nba theme song before the game comes on again

or the announcers

All of the above
or maybe even blake griffin shooting long jumpers beats all
Stick to dunks, Blake.
His 3 about 3 minutes ago disagrees
Blind squirrel, nut, etc.
it was a long two
Oh well anyway long jumpers
OHHHH Blake /smh
well thats game over
Technically that helps us.

So thanks, Lakers!

Now continue losing please

we have 2 seed by about 2 games

Separation….

how is it the Clips are 3 games played behind everyone else?

nice scheduling once again NBA

God I hate the Lakers
It's 11 at night. Time for dinner i guess.
More like midnight snack
8 fouls (including a flagrant) on the clips in the 4th

2 for the lakers.

they lost their cool a bit.

I think it might be a CP3 led team characteristic

I'm trying to generate nba conspiracy theories here
that fool CP3 still jawing
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Gallo has one of those personalities..

He is kind of dry, but he isn’t shy. Layups make you go why but then you see him all fly, you think “What a guy”.

He’s the boy band’s front liner.

good thing this cat can play basketball

because dancin’ is probably not his future…:)

World Peace got into Clippers heads

scary thoughts

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